At 10:00pm on July 10, Colonel Ching Yu Sung spotted "suspicious activity" on the streets of downtown Phoenixi. With caution, Colonel Ching Yu Sung approached the man and realized that he was selling capybaras to a sketchy gang. Ching new that this was illegal and instantly tackled him to the ground. The gang bolted off in less than 5 seconds. Little did Ching know, the man he tackled was a former Navy SEAL, and easily slipped out of his grip and tackled Ching onto the ground. Ching retaliated by pulling out his trusty taser, shocking his opponent. Ching Yu Sung conveniently butt-dialed his grandfather, Diquan Yu Sung, who arrived in exactly 0.0024 seconds to deal with the threat. As soon as he arrived, he instantly called the FSS police station and reported a criminal. They also arrived in 0.0024 seconds, and hand-cuffed the man almost instantly. They arrived at the police station and checked the man's identity. It turns out that he was Shing Zheng Yu Xu Ying Xhu Xhuang Hu Shu Xhu Chu Sung, a son of Ming Yu Sung. The next day, Ming Yu Sung sent him into exile and called him "A disgrace to my family name". Happily, all the capybaras were saved and donated to Ming Yu Sung himself. He is now the proud owner of 84 capybaras.
First Violator of Law Section J-2, Subsection 26478
