Many people thought that Swazini had hit the maximum monkey biodiversity that they could. They were wrong. Turns out there is a monkey that was hiding deep in the Chimpini Forest, next to the Chimpini Bay. An entire tribe has been living under our noses this whole...
The leader of Barakistan, one of Swazini’s many allies, decided to create a tank because he thought his military was not strong enough somehow. (The Barakistan army is the strongest in the world) So, he created the most powerful tank in the entire world. The...
On August 26, 2026, The Federated States of Swazini leaked a car made right in Broccolini, the car capital of Swazini. It is called the Swararri Model X-94. The car comes in multiple colors, such as violet, white, black, and lime green. The car will be available for...
Today is a momentous event in history for the Swazinian MLB baseball team. Their team, with many important players, won the World Series. It was Game 7, and the stakes were real. By the 7th inning, the score was 1989 Swazini – 0 Dodgers. The Swazini team was...
